The Patron Saint of the Totally Fucked

Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.

Vanessa. Mom. Friend. Sister. Cinephile. Music snob. Pop culture creeper. Secret smart person.

Learnin’ I’m deservin’ of love and the peaceful heart.
Won’t tear myself apart, no more, for tryin’.
Tired of lyin’ to myself, tryin’ to buy what can’t be bought.
It’s not livin’ that you’re doin’ if it feels like dyin’.

—Ray LaMontagne “Old Before Your Time”

“Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist, wrapped in blood! Go fuck yourself!”

“Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist, wrapped in blood! Go fuck yourself!”

(Source: martinivengeance)

That awkward moment

When someone you randomly made out with years ago shows up in your “People You May Know” on Facebook.

It happens way more often than I should admit to.